Somehow, the United Daughters of the Confederacy failed to get a hold of a few critical domain names - Uniteddaughtersoftheconfederacy.com, hqudc.net,hqudc.com, Louisianaaudc.com. 

There are few things straighter than a bunch of young men engaged in sweaty combat for the purpose of owning humans as property. The gay community certainly does not have any sort of sub communities or fetishes that involve the term slave, master, bondage, or anything like that. Frankly, it does not get any more heterotastic than the Civil War.

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As the descendant of many brave men who fought in the Civil War, not to perpetuate slavery, but for the right to maintain human chattel, I was recently appalled to discover that someone absconded with the relevant domain names for the United Daughters of the Confederacy. Worse yet, they redirected the links to an unfortunate music video from some man identifying himself as some sort of infant gam…